Tell us about the groom in 4 minutes. Get back a custom-written, properly-paced speech in 60 seconds — with pause cues, highlighted anchor lines, and an "if you panic" backup printed right on the page.
1The first time my brother Tom tried to cook, he was 25 years old, it was 11 o'clock at night, and he'd just driven six hours from Sydney to Melbourne to bring me a pot of soup.
— LOOK UP —2I'm Dave. Tom's younger brother. I've spent 28 years watching this man up close, which qualifies me as both the world's leading expert on Tom and, unfortunately, a key witness.
◆ ◆ ◆You know the groom. You know the stories. You just don't know how to shape them into something that lands in front of 100 people without sweating through your shirt. That's the gap we close.
The speech you find in a Google search will sound exactly like every other speech the room has heard. The bride will tell. The mother of the groom will tell. You will tell, and you'll resent every line.
"Ever since the day I met..." "Words can't describe..." "Two peas in a pod." Anyone who's been to a wedding in the last two years can spot AI slop from a mile off. We don't write like that. Ever.
And they still don't know your inside jokes, your specific stories, or that the groom can't sing. We use the things you tell us — verbatim — and turn them into a speech you'll actually be proud to give.
A short, friendly questionnaire. Three words that describe him. One specific story. What changed when he met the bride. About 4 minutes, and we promise no questions about your "shared journey".
Built section by section using your actual stories. Pacing, pauses, and anchor lines designed to land in front of a room. Toast included. Generic AI clichés banned by design.
A beautifully formatted PDF you can print, save to your phone, or read off your laptop. Visual pause cues, highlighted anchor sentences, and an "if you panic" line you can fall back on.
A real best man speech we wrote for a customer named Dave. His brother Tom. The bride: Sarah. The story: a pot of soup. The result: 3 pages of polished, paced, ready-to-deliver speech, plus a bonus toolkit. Scroll through.
For Tom & Sarah's Wedding
So — back to the soup. I'd just been through a breakup. The bad kind. I hadn't called anyone, I hadn't asked for help, I'd just gone quiet. And somewhere in Sydney, Tom noticed.
He didn't text. He didn't call. He got in the car, drove down the Hume Highway, knocked on my door at 11pm holding a saucepan, and said — and I quote — "I made you soup. You're going to eat it."
◆ ◆ ◆ pause for the laughNow, I have to tell you something about this soup. Tom had never cooked anything in his life. Not pasta. Not toast. Nothing. And what he handed me, I'm fairly sure, was hot water with sadness in it.
◆ ◆ ◆ pause for the laughI think there was a carrot. The carrot was raw.
◆ ◆ ◆ pause for the laughSo would everyone please stand and raise a glass.
To Tom and Sarah. May your worst day together still be better than the night my brother showed up with a saucepan and refused to leave.
And Sarah — keep that eyebrow loaded.
To Tom and Sarah.
"I'd been staring at a blank doc for three weeks. Filled in the form on the train home, had a real, hilarious, honest speech in my inbox before I got off. The bride hugged me afterwards and called it the best speech of the night."
"What sold me was the pause cues on the page. I get nervous and read too fast. Having "SLOW" written right there saved me. Got two laughs and one cry. Worth every dollar."
"I'm a father of three daughters. This was my second time using Loftspeech and it'll be my third. I tell people it's like having a wedding-speech ghostwriter on call. Doesn't sound like AI at all."
All tiers come with the speech, the visual pause cues, and the "if you panic" line. Most people pick Premium because the bonus toolkit is what makes the speech feel truly yours.
No. The whole product is built around banning the AI tells — "ever since the day I met...", "words can't describe...", "two peas in a pod" and dozens more are hard-blocked. We use your specific stories verbatim, in your voice. If you read your speech and think "this sounds like a chatbot wrote it", we'll refund you.
You don't need to be. Tell us what happened the way you'd tell a mate at the pub. Include the specific details — where, when, what was said, what made it ridiculous. Our job is the shaping, the rhythm, the laugh lines. You bring the truth.
Right now we do best man, maid of honour, father of the bride, and groom's speech. More on the way — sign up to be told when they launch.
The Deluxe tier includes a free revision pass — send it back with your notes ("more about the bride", "cut the karaoke joke", "make it 30 seconds shorter") and we'll refine it. Premium and Basic don't include revisions, but you can always re-run the form for a fresh version.
Yes. We never share, sell, or republish your speech. The stories you tell us stay between us, you, and the wedding.
If you read your speech and genuinely don't think it's worth what you paid, email us within 14 days and we'll refund you in full. No interrogation. We'd rather have a bad day than a bad reputation.
Four minutes of form. Sixty seconds of magic. One speech the room will remember.
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